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12/15/11 - While their attempt to cover up a disaster of a balance sheet for over two years is impressive, HEWHOCORRUPTS MEGACORP declared today they will DISSOLVE INDEFINITELY come early next year. The acquisition of risky assets such as WIVES AND CHILDREN and VACUOUS LEADERSHIP have been posited as the cause of the firm's downfall but media sources have been told that the demise will be clearly spelled out in a book to be released in 2013 by Hewhocorrupts CEO TOMMY CAMARO. The firm's final keynote address will take place at the COBRA LOUNGE CONFERENCE CENTER at 235 N. Ashland Ave. in CHICAGO on JANUARY, 14TH 2012. Other venders confirmed for tabling include THIEVES, REGRETS, PIT OF SPIKES, THE OX KING, and EUNUCHS. All HEWHOCORRUPTS products will be liquated at this event! More info on the event can be found at the SOCIAL NETWORK.
7/26/11 As summer heat descends upon CHICAGO we opt to further scorch the masses with this blazing one song SOLO RELEASE masterpiece from the desk of the calm and collected pillar of extreme noise acts EUNUCHS, CHICAGO THRASH ENSEMBLE and HEWHOCORRUPTS - MR. CAZ U.L. FRIDAY. Caz U.L. has put together quite the INSTRUMENTAL GRINDCORE OPERA in what he has titled "UNDER THE SILVER LINDEN". This 19+ minute, one continuous track album shows its full value by extending ACID TRIPS and MENTALLY MASTERBATING the STRAIGHT EDGE. Lastly - in a move which raised many of EYEBROWS amongst his BUSINESS MINDED PEERS, Friday has asked that 100% of revenues from this release go directly to PAWS CHICAGO - the city’s largest No Kill humane organization, focused on implementing solutions to end the killing of homeless pets. So to recap - 19 plus minutes of PHILANTHROPIC VISERAL AL DENTE for $1 through BANDCAMP! Engage in DRUG USAGE some other time and go blow your mind today!
5/24/11 - EAST MOLINE'S 10 year old musical prodigy CHICA X has just released her latest and greatest batch of experimental pop hip-hop on HEWHOCORRUPTS INC!!! We are streaming the entire release on BANDCAMP. The limited to 100 cassette with dropcard release can be purchased through the HWC INC WEB STORE or digitally through BANDCAMP or AMAZON. All who attend CHICA X's upcoming CHICAGO record release on SATURDAY, JUNE 4TH with J+J+J and LORD OF THE YUM YUM will receive the release with the price of admission! More info can be found HERE!
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