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4/9/09- From the desk of Gilead Media - "The midwest's two most thrashin' and nude bands have finally teamed up to bring us the most ridiculous 10" split in the history of recorded music. HEWHOCORRUPTS are the notorious kings of Chicago corporate grind and Phoenix Bodies are Indianapolis' sons of brutal spazzing grind. There's no lack of shredding and certainly no lack of scheduling.... because this 10" is packaged in a full 10 month calendar featuring photos of the bands each and every month. Pressing is ltd to 400 copies on opaque pink & 100 copies on black. Why are you still reading this... be a good Patriotic American, stimulate the broke-ass economy and BUY! Please do note. This calendar is NSFW. For you n00bs out there, that means it contains male nudity. Do not order this if you're a debbie downer and that sort of thing bothers you. It's not porn, but you sure can't put it in the office & some pages would certainly be considered R-rated. HWC and PB are involved... I really shouldn't need to warn you, but I am." To pre-order click HERE.
3/28/09 - Taking the lead from top SOCIALIST Barack Obama, LOCRIAN have been hitting the media circuit hard of late. First read how LOCRIAN only prefers to play large clubs in GRADATIONS OF MORBIDITY. Then hear more about their abandon mall fetish in HAMMER SMASHED JAZZ and ABSOLUTE ZERO MEDIA.
3/14/09 - We are proud to welcome two new "artists" to the HWC INC roster - Chicago's HARPOON and LOCRIAN. Both bands have been playing throughout the midwest for several years now and it only seemed appropriate to join their heavy yet different musical approaches on one small slab of wax. Those interested can expect a special limited edition pre-order prior to the records release - estimated sometime this summer or fall. In the mean time - both bands have new material - check it out!
2/12/09 - In HWC INC. corporate news (but really...what other news would it be?), management has finally been able to account for HEWHOCORRUPTS lead guitar player - CAZ UL FRIDAY'S - poor sales numbers this month. It turns out, MR FRIDAY has been spending more time creating guitar tablature for the band's "MASTER OF PROFITS" EP then cold calling potential sales leads. HWC Inc. CEO Thomas Camaro's first reaction was to prepare termination paper work but trusted assistance DAN CINDONI was quick to point out that FRIDAY'S tablature could open the door to a new lucurative market. Tablature is currently available for the following songs: "MASTER OF PROFITS", "SELL 'EM ALL", "RIDE THE LIMO", "ONE MILLION DOLLARS", and "WALL ST. REVISITED".
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