12/15/11 - While their attempt to cover up a disaster of a balance sheet for over two years is impressive, HEWHOCORRUPTS MEGACORP declared today they will DISSOLVE INDEFINITELY come early next year. The acquisition of risky assets such as WIVES AND CHILDREN and VACUOUS LEADERSHIP have been posited as the cause of the firm's downfall but media sources have been told that the demise will be clearly spelled out in a book to be released in 2013 by Hewhocorrupts CEO TOMMY CAMARO. The firm's final keynote address will take place at the COBRA LOUNGE CONFERENCE CENTER at 235 N. Ashland Ave. in CHICAGO on JANUARY, 14TH 2012. Other venders confirmed for tabling include THIEVES, REGRETS, PIT OF SPIKES, THE OX KING, and EUNUCHS. All HEWHOCORRUPTS products will be liquated at this event! More info on the event can be found at the SOCIAL NETWORK.
